ikmalReview : tropic thunder

Rated :

Honestly, if you are expecting to see a bad review about this movie, then you're absolutely on the right track.
Long story short, this movie is about 5 (including 2 bum) movie stars or so called 'primadonnist clown', who often differs opinion from each other while on set. The conflict between actors cost director and producer big loads of cash while creating their latest war film. Thus, creating major headache to the movie director, who then accept a suggestion from another clown to bring the movie production to the real life movie set. With a hope that they can clear and straightened each others out.

But soon, they discovered they are playing with fire on real gunpowder, literally. What's the worse that could happen to them? Everything actually. A sip of the storyline creates attention on the premiere but not on the screen. It does have its funny moment and over reacting situation that giggles you. But not much.
The big-name actors that are casts in this movie are fine. Just look at the poster. But I don't think by combining them together will create a great combination. Stiller? Wacky. Jack? Wacky. African Downey? What? See what I mean. And I'm not even including Tom Cruise.
It's like a drummer in a rock band. One is perfect. Two is acceptable. Three is just weird. They create laughter on their great acting but not as the character they posed.

Even though this movie is lack on storyline, it do have it's big explosion, faggot fight and gruesome kids holding AK's. I don't think you will appreciate this after you paid for it. I'm not supporting piracy or any of that kind that makes movie star short a few bucks from their million dollar income.
But if you interested to watch the movie. You can watch it here :

VideoEmbedder.com

* Remarks on star rating given (2.5) : This movie could fill up your time between twinkling moment you had when your eyes are open between sleep. Not really, they do create a good movie but just not as good as you actually pay for it. This is not 'the movie' to watch this month. Because when I watch comedy, I expect myself to laugh and cries. This don't do both.

• storyline (0.5)
  
• graphics - explosive (0.7)
  
• soundtrack (0)
  
• genre element (0.3)
  
• originality (1)

That's all. Thank you and happy wacking.

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ikmalReview : house m.d - tv series

Rated :

Dr Gregory House(Hugh Laurie) a.k.a Dr. I Stuck A Needle Up My Ass, is the stars on this hit medical series, House M.D. This series revolve around the life of middle-aged doctor who's in fact a genius. This series has aired for four season and already scheduled to broadcast the fifth on September 16, this year.
Each series starts from a random situation somewhere and ends up having someone panicking over a person coughing blood or such as. Then, Dr. House assemble his team of 3 (change on season 4) and tried to diagnose the patient's problem from start to ends and have few unexpected outcome in between.

What makes this series a hit; is not the medical diagnosis nor the panic situation but the way Dr. House treats or cure his patient. Dr. House is a genius and a guru in medical diagnosis but he has issue for being polite to people around him. Add to that, he's having problem with his leg and makes him more irritating to all.

All the disease that is featured in this series are rare but realistic. Most of them even though rare but have the possibilities to appear in our daily life. All series broadcast will feature different patient and disease. But starting on season 4, it's more focused on Dr. House medical staff (due to the changes of cast). But stills have the same concept of treating people.

I don't get bored watching these because it doesn't get boring over time. They brilliantly shift focus on House, his staff, patient and situation. And the storyline doesn't really link or connected to other (some of them are) that makes it watchable even on mid-season.

You can start watch full episode here :

Hulu.com

or get yourself House M.D DVD if you don't want to miss a single episodes.

* Remarks on star rating given (4) : If you are a fan of medical series, you love blood and syringe, you gonna love this. And if you think you hate hospital condition where it tense all the way, you're wrong, you will love this. This is no EmergencyRoom (a hit in early 90s).
Following my review criteria :

• storyline (0.8)
  
• graphics (0.8) - realistic video content
  
• soundtrack(0.7)
  
• genre element (0.7)
  
• originality (1)

That's all. Thank you and happy blood splitting.

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ikmalReview : heroes - tv series

Rated :

This is awesome! Not very original though. But awesome. I know you do sometimes pretend have superpower when you are alone. Like turning on your computer just by looking at it. Or sometimes, when you pretend you are invisible and lying naked on the beach (no ? it's intentional ? wow). Anyway, this movie make all your imagination became true.

A group of 'special' people realizing they are not like others and began looking for answers (why ?! go rob a bank or something). This series are entering the peak of broadcasting their latest season, Season 3. Their 1st Season runs 23 episodes. For 2nd Season they only broadcast 11 episodes due to the 100-day strikes on mid February this year. Their 3rd Season will be starting next month on 22nd September 2008.

A quick view on "Heroes" storyline. It first start when the brother of soon-to-be president, Peter Petrelli (Milo Ventimiglia) realize he's somehow special and became true. After a while he realizes that everyone around him is too. Soon, the quest started to find the answer; and saving humanity from a disaster known to be happening. The journey begins to gather other 'special' people with superhuman abilities and help each other. Each season has a different objective.

What I think is, this movie even though has a great twist in between; it's just another ordinary superhero series. After seeing both seasons available, the 1st one is better. If you planning on watching. Start from the top. Because the 2nd one does not explain much and you just can't feel the excitement from there. But, if you started from the beginning, I'm sure you will be stuck on the next few days in front of your screen. That's why I hate TV series. It's addictive.

Anyway, if you are missing one or both season, you can try finding it on the following link

SideReel.com

Or you might interest in getting their full season DVD. I want to buy the DVD.

* Remarks on star rating given (3.5) : Even though you can really expect what you are getting when watching this type of movie, that not the main attraction in this. If you are aiming to see flying guy, super strong lady, you'll be getting that. But it's the graphics features that make this series out stand. You can see the power orb that looks realistic in this series. Ikmalsays this : watch this rather than swimming in a pool full of fat blokes. Following my review criteria.

• storyline (1)
  
• graphics (1)
  
• soundtrack (0.5)
  
• genre element - science fiction, action (1)
  
• originality (0)

That's all. Thank you and happy dreaming.

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ikmalReview : step brothers

Rated :

This is a story about 2 adult male whom suffering from super fags disease which makes them becomes childish and wussies. The story starts when their both single parents get married and started living in the same house. Ends up as their adult-children, Brennan (Will Ferrell) and Dale (John C. Reilly) don`t want to share their parents happy ending.

Soon, their started attacking each other privacy and wieners but soon realize they have a lot in common. Not the same old step brother-sisters material. Because the characters played, are by an adult. A 40 year-old adult male and still begs his mom for building bunk beds. And have hilarious outcome. If you ever familiar with Will Ferrell`s work. Then I`m assure you, you going to love this.

The rude and surprising humor are really a weapon to this movie. Which brings up all the act together. "A picture a worth more than a thousand word" idiom doesn`t apply to this movie poster. The content is really funny than it seems.

Don`t ever lose your dinosaurs

- quote from their fathers

This gives meaning that everyone should have a child in them once in a while. See the movie and know how meaningful it was. I`m not going to discuss further more and spoiled everything, so you should go and see for yourself.

If you are to cheap to go see a quality movie (if you enjoy Will Ferrell though). You can always watch it with your PC via movie streaming. Read my post on movie streaming for how to.

Go watch it here :

MoviesOnDemand.com

* Remarks on star rating given (4) : I`ve seen a lot of movies which uses step brother-sister material which makes it commonly used, but an adult as a dumb-ass step brother . It`s rare. The comedian act by both strong actor and actress really brings the theme to life. It`s one of the movie when you smile at the end of it. But the jokes will never work twice, so try see it on cinema near you.

• storyline (0.5)
• graphics - video content (1)
  
• soundtrack (1)
  
• genre element (1)
  
• originality (0.5)

That`s all. Thank you and happy cursing.

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ikmalReview : you don`t mess with zohan

Rated :

I'm a big fan of Adam Sandler's act. Which you might think this review might not well judge. But who cares. He can act and he`s a comedian. But on 'You Don`t Mess With Zohan', not so much. He could done better. This time he acts as an Israeli elite soldier who`s no longer interested in bashing people`s head over time. He just want to be normal. Just like other hairstylist. He quit shooting and killing endlessly for cutting 'silky smooth hair' career. Well the storyline is quite original.

It just poses as how nonsense the end would be. Not like Scary Movie type but more digestive way. People easily get bored on constant ridiculous jokes. They used Israeli-Palestinian conflict as source of laugh. They do promote a point. Enough the endless war already. This movie is funny but far from a masterpiece.

While the title 'You Don`t Mess with Zohan' might not interest you. The content also might not pleasure you much. If you have ten bucks to either spend it on lunch, a pack of ciggs or this movie. I would say this movie would be the last resort. It`s not that this movie does not have a great content but it is lack of the 'wow' factor which means "it`s just another Sandler`s movie".

But you should see this film over time. After all, you will experience laughter or a giggle at least with this fine line-up of actors. This movie cast by John Torturro, Schneider and gorgeous Emmanuelle Chriquil. This includes Mariah Carey (huh?). And Sandler`s are one of the writers.

If you might taking my recommendation as a consideration, you might as well look around for this movie streaming. Watch my post on movie streaming. Or, visit this site.

OnlineVideoGuide.com

* Remarks on star rating given (3.5) : They have various of experienced actors (not including Mariah), which make the story plot strong. And it might tickle you even how serious you might be. If you like sexual humor, you should watch this. What did I think ? I like it. But I do need to think twice before paying.

• storyline (0.5)
  
• graphics - video content (0.5)
  
• soundtrack (1)
  
• genre element (0.7)
  
• originality (0.8)

That`s all. Thanks and happy giggling.

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ikmalReview : kung-fu panda

Rated :

Adorable. The proper word for this. Overweight panda who loves to practice martial arts. And dream to become a warrior. But to fat to become one. A stunning movie cast by great names like Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Dustin Hoffman and more list to come. With a great line-up comes a great acting. A comedy series directed by Mark Osbourne and John Stevenson. As funny as you would imagine and adorable as it can be, this movie was suitable for all ages of human form. I consider this comedy was actually in a form of slapstick joke. It`s more onto body movement/action jokes rather than a form of sarcasm jokes. Not my genre type to favors.

It`s target audience was really to a minor or family. Yeah, it`s cute. It`s funny but not really funny. It`s the type of jokes where if you recite the situation to anybody, no one will laugh.

The story was about a lazy panda with huge imagination who works with his father at a noodle shop intended to become a kung-fu warrior. The story began when he actually chosen as one and hilarious results begin. He learns kung-fu and become a master while able to maintaining his fat figure. Basically that was it all about. Then bad guys.. bla bla bla.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That`s why they called it present.
- quote by a wise to the panda.

The storyline was clever. Unexpected events may happen. This movie was the only movie I ever went where the crowds really getting into the movies. They applause and laugh loudly in the cinema itself. It really reaches the audience. People do say watching in a cinema was a lot better than your small 15" monitor. Go watch it.

But still considering spending your money on CG (computer graphics) film. Then read over my past post title movie streaming guide and look for streaming sites and search the movies. It`s already available at Joox.net.

More info on the movies :

KungFuPanda.com

* Remarks on the star rating given (4) : Computer graphics has become advance day by day. Monster Inc. was no longer CG benchmark. The graphics available on this movie was far greater. Hence, there will be a time when no longer human actors needed (fuck!). The soundtrack was awesome. But the storyline could be better. It`s just too normal. Be different for once. My review criteria :

• storyline (1)
  
• graphics (1)
  
• soundtrack (1)
  
• genre element (0.5)
  
• originality (0.5)

That`s all. Thank you and happy laughing.

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ikmalReview : prison break - tv series

Rated :

When everybody tries to avoid getting in the prison, a young engineer, Michael Scofield (Wentworth Miller) enters them willingly to save his brother, Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell) that set for death penalty for a framed murder. Scofield actual plan was to escape from the prison itself using a blueprint map tattooed on his own body which then has a numerous unexpected outcome. This series however doesn`t stops here.

It continues with tragedy, conspiracy and violence. As interesting as it sound its getting predictable and more over the seasons. From a creative starts of the storyline it become frustrating and boring by each episodes. The plot are no longer have unsuspected suspense and it twist in unmannered way.

The heroes are too heroic and other character seems to have change in personalities. Each character are killed easily by directors. And resurrect ridiculously on the following season (as to come on upcoming season - season 4). This lack of creativity that may have been stuck in the storyline will continue to ridicule itself past the season.

This popular tv series is interesting. And very entertaining at first. But since the title says it all, there always be a mystery to solve, a question to be answered and maze to navigate. Again to be stated, the good guys are too clever and bad guys are too dumb.

If this type of series suited you best. Then just go watch it here :

PrisonBreakCrazy.com

* Remarks on the star rating given (3.5) : Normally a series would get you addicted as the mystery that comes at the end of episodes. And how frustrating it would be if it continues with a ridiculous act. This series may have a good pilot plot but none at the ends. Yet, the originality of the concept breaking a prison seems no longer an interesting topic. All I have to say is, yes, it`s watchable and entertains you. But it will get frustrating.

• storyline (0.7)
• graphics (1)
• soundtracks (none)
• genre element (1)
• originality (0.8)

That`s all. Thank you and happy viewing.

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ikmalReview : south park - tv series

Rated :

Completely no sense of rationality humor. An innovative creation by co-creator Matt Stone and Trey Parker whom creates a revolution in comedy animation, a two-time Emmy Award winner called South Park. This series is basically about a four elementary students having a normal live in a fictional town of South Park, Colorado but surrounded by ridiculously stupid parents.

What seem normal to you may not be to them. This series are well known for its toilet humor, pop-culture parody and handling of currents event with sarcasm. Most of its now 12 Seasons series includes imitation of celebrities so to be made fun of. They made fun of everything laughable. Maybe I have sinned for comparing this to Spongebob Squarepants, but if you ever imagine what it would be like if Spongebob cursed on each series, then do watch this. They have originality and awesome storyline.

What seems to be the officer, problem ?

- quote from a drunk in denial during a police stop (episode 914)

Due to its advantage of being animation, it has the ability to have an abnormal story twist, unimaginable outcome for every adventure they had. Maybe its not love at first sight type. But once you adapted to the humor genre you will get addicted over time. As famous as it was in the States it was never aired to certain countries due to its extremely negative influence that may caused to minors.

As one of supporter to this type of comedy series (not issue brought), I will submit a link below to watch the full episode of each season on the internet via streaming. This sites have featured to my recent post here. Warning : video content may certainly insult anybody, any culture and absolutely any Canadian.

Go watch it here :

SouthParkStudios.com

* Remarks on star rating given (4) : There are many type of humor around. Opinion from one may differ from the other. Since I was a fan to this series, its unfair for me to say more. But following to my review criteria.

• storyline (1)
• graphics (0.5)
• soundtrack (0.5)
• genre element (1)
• originality (1)
  

That`s all. Thank you and happy watching.

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ikmalReview : main

Describe the movie and tv series that you will review ?

There`s no limit to the genre of movies that I will write reviews on. Any movie would do. The review would be post if I`ve seen the movie personally.

How do I know your reviews are good ?

Different movie, different people, different taste. I will NOT write review due to my personal taste. The review will be based on storyline, twist, effects, ending and likewise. Its a review from somebody who hasn`t received Bachelor in I Know Which Movie Sucks from Hollywood University. This is really true, some might like which others don`t.

Well..

Ok, read my review once by looking at the star rating below the review and try watching it yourself. If what I say is true, we have the same opinion. So you just need to stay tuned for more reviews. Its not gonna harm you one bit, I did all the suffering watching the movie that I told you not to, ryte?

Star rating ?

The rating will be judge from this 5 criteria:

- storyline/base/ending/twist
- graphics
- movie soundtrack
- genre element (example : comedy movies - is it really funny?)
- originality

Here are how will my ratings would be :

: only one of the criteria matched


: only two of the criteria matched


: only three of the criteria matched


: only for of the criteria matched


: all the criteria matched perfectly


How should I know which is which ?

When the star ratings are given, additional info will be added right after the rating.

So it just movie and tv series then?

Well maybe one in a while, I`m going to review stuff that not actually video-based review, I will put sorts of review in this category. Whether it`s a gadget, software or any miscellaneous item.

* Please be note that review posted will have the full movie review from personal view (myself) and NOT by professional. There also will be NO video-bloopers whatsoever on the posted video review (changes are made prior to notice).

Thank you.

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